
SG1 1-18: Tin Man a.k.a. Do Robots Have S*x Parts?
SG1 is turned into Cylon-like prototypes! In this episode we consider some deep philosophical questions about identity, belonging, and, of course, robot sex. (Explicit)

SG1 1-17: Solitudes a.k.a. To Ship or Not to Ship?
Sam and Jack get stranded in Antarctica and shippiness abounds. Or not. We discuss the ship-tastic aspects of this episode.

SG1 1-16: Enigma a.k.a. Grumpy Old Men
SG1 rescues a group of technologically advanced humans with cool gadgets and bad attitudes.

SG1 1-15: Cor-Ai a.k.a. You Can’t Handle the Truth
Is Teal'c a war criminal or a man unjustly accused?

SG1 1-14: Singularity a.k.a. PTSD Loves Company
SG1 finds a lone survivor on a planet ravaged by Nirrti, goddess of death, decay, and sorrow. As Sam grows into her role as surrogate mom, Daniel offers support and Teal'c and Jack somehow manage not to die while escaping Nirrti's wrath. Lots of heart-wrenching moments in this one alongside the gaping plot holes. (Explicit)

SG1 1-13: Hathor a.k.a. Purple Rain, Purple Rain
Hathor, the mother of all snakes/plastic penises, shows up at SGC…

SG1 1-12: Fire and Water a.k.a. Chapter One of the Daniel Dies (Not Really) Series
Daniel dies! Not really.

SG1 1-11: Bloodlines a.k.a. Symbiote Liberation Army
Teal'c reveals that he has a family on Chulak and that his son, Rya'c, will soon be implanted with a Goa'uld symbiote.

SG1 1-10: The Torment of Tantalus a.k.a. Naked and Afraid
SG1 discovers that Ernest Littlefield has been stranded on an isolated planet for 50 years!

SG1 1-9: Thor’s Hammer a.k.a. We’re FAMily
Daniel makes a lucky guess that Thor is involved...somehow in the Stargate world!

SG1 1-8: Brief Candle a.k.a. Flower Roofie Pizza
The moral of this episode is don't eat flowery pizza from a hot alien lady!


SG1 1-6: Cold Lazarus a.k.a. Revenge of the Penis Crystals
When O'Neill investigates a field full of broken blue crystals (that look remarkably like giant blue penises), he embarks on a journey…

Special Mini Episode! Salute to Stargate Convention
In this special mini-episode, we talk about our trip to the Salute to Stargate convention in Chicago!

SG1 1-5: The First Commandment a.k.a. Jesus Christ Superstar
Is it narcissism? Is it PTSD? Or is it just the sun? Find out what's in store for Hansen…

SG1 1-4: The Broca Divide a.k.a. Benadryl Saves Humanity
In this episode, the team members become cavepeople! Hairy, angry, highly sexualized cavepeople…

SG1 1-3: Emancipation a.k.a. The White People Save Everybody
In discussing this universally-loathed episode we explore the many ways in which Stargate comes up short here.

SG1 1-2: The Enemy Within a.k.a. The Man on the Funky Massage Table
Guess what? SGC has a surprise visitor!