SG1 1-6: Cold Lazarus a.k.a. Revenge of the Penis Crystals

When O'Neill investigates a field full of broken blue crystals (that look remarkably like giant blue penises), he embarks on a journey through his past and comes to terms with the source of his deepest pain. Also, the crystals look like penises. We discuss the very deep and the very absurd aspects of this episode. (Explicit)